TL;DL (Too Long; Didn’t Listen)
1. Introduction
* Welcome.
* Quick overview: Paris as a destination that requires more than just a quick visit to fully appreciate.
2. The Basics: Language and Culture
* Bonjour/bonsoir and merci are mandatory: These simple words go a long way in showing respect.
* Parisiennes are direct, not rude: How to interpret cultural differences in communication.
3. Exploring Paris
* Take your time: Paris isn’t a city you conquer in a weekend. It’s about existing within her rhythm.
* Do the boat tour on the Seine: Cheesy but worth it for the views, history, and yes, the wine.
4. Getting Around
* The Metro is your best friend: It’s efficient, affordable, and extensive.
* Keep your metro pass until you exit the station: €50 fine is not an expense you want to have to pay.
5. Dining and Etiquette
* Dining culture: Meals are meant to be savored, not rushed.
* Skip the tourist traps: Eat like a local—explore side streets for authentic experiences.
* Tipping isn’t required: Service charge is included, but leaving small change is a nice gesture.
6. Safety and Practical Tips
* Watch out for pickpockets: Especially near major landmarks and on public transit.
* Plan for Sundays and holidays: What to expect when shops and restaurants are closed, but museums and parks are open.
7. Final Thoughts
* Paris is best explored on foot: Soak in the city’s atmosphere and find hidden gems.
* Encourage listeners to embrace Paris as a layered city worth taking time to know.
* Thank you for listening
Free things to do in Paris can be found at: https://www.paris.fr/pages/six-expos-gratuites-a-voir-en-ce-moment-26110
Louvre tickets to get you to the Mona Lisa first: https://www.pariscityvision.com/en/louvre-skip-the-line-entrance
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