{"id":222,"date":"2014-12-03T14:26:00","date_gmt":"2014-12-03T14:26:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/2014\/12\/03\/vicodin-itch-bite-your-lip\/"},"modified":"2025-10-08T20:40:08","modified_gmt":"2025-10-08T20:40:08","slug":"vicodin-itch-bite-your-lip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/2014\/12\/03\/vicodin-itch-bite-your-lip\/","title":{"rendered":"Vicodin itch bite your lip"},"content":{"rendered":"

If you can’t laugh at yourself, you have the makings for an asshole. Comedians who can’t laugh at themselves are the worst, but that’s a story for another day. Today is all about yesterday and the many laughs had at the expense of your truly.<\/p>\n

This…<\/p>\n

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Lead to a day of these…<\/div>\n
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And these…<\/p>\n

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There were other, but those were my favorites… well, this was my favorite…<\/p>\n

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Because if friends can’t bust your balls, what the hell good are they?<\/p>\n

Yesterday I said I don’t think I can keep doing the people we lost that you’ve never heard of<\/i> thing I was trying. I am stepping back from that today. One, because all of the shit that has preceded this part of this morning’s dribble, and B, because it really is emotionally draining. The searching and discovering things about these people I never knew is far more wearing on the soul than losing some celebrity who made me laugh.<\/p>\n

I’m taking my coffee to the beach.<\/p>\n

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