{"id":402,"date":"2026-01-07T13:23:49","date_gmt":"2026-01-07T13:23:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/2026\/01\/07\/the-frankish-kingdom-clovis-and-the-birth-of-paris\/"},"modified":"2026-01-07T13:23:49","modified_gmt":"2026-01-07T13:23:49","slug":"the-frankish-kingdom-clovis-and-the-birth-of-paris","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/2026\/01\/07\/the-frankish-kingdom-clovis-and-the-birth-of-paris\/","title":{"rendered":"The Frankish Kingdom &#8211; Clovis and the Birth of Paris"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A twenty-year-old barbarian warlord stands at the gates of Paris. His name is Clovis. He&#8217;s just defeated the last Roman holdout in Gaul. And he&#8217;s about to change everything.<\/p>\n<p>This is the story of how Paris became a capital for the first time. How a pagan warrior king met an elderly saint named Genevi\u00e8ve who somehow convinced him to show mercy when mercy wasn&#8217;t in his nature. How his devout wife Clotilde and that saintly nun worked together to bring him to Christianity\u2014not just any Christianity, but the Catholic faith that would unite his kingdom.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ll follow Clovis to the battlefield at Tolbiac, where\u2014facing defeat\u2014he makes a desperate bargain with a god he doesn&#8217;t believe in. We&#8217;ll witness his baptism at Reims on Christmas Day, with three thousand warriors following him into the font. And we&#8217;ll watch him build the church where he, his queen, and Saint Genevi\u00e8ve would all be laid to rest\u2014the church that became the heart of medieval Paris.<\/p>\n<p>Clovis was ruthless, brilliant, and politically savvy. He united the Franks, conquered most of Gaul, and founded a dynasty that would rule for 250 years. But more than that, he made Paris matter. He made it a royal city. He made it Christian. He made it the seed from which France would grow.<\/p>\n<p>The Merovingian age begins here. Long-haired kings, bloody family feuds, and the birth of a new world from the ashes of Rome.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A twenty-year-old barbarian warlord stands at the gates of Paris. His name is Clovis. He&#8217;s just defeated the last Roman holdout in Gaul. And he&#8217;s about to change everything. This is the story of how Paris became a capital for the first time. How a pagan warrior king met an elderly saint named Genevi\u00e8ve who [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_oxygen_hide_in_design_set":false,"_oxygen_tags":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[143],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-patreon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=402"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/402\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}