{"id":431,"date":"2026-03-24T12:06:24","date_gmt":"2026-03-24T12:06:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/2026\/03\/24\/the-rest-of-the-world-report-tuesday-march-24-2026\/"},"modified":"2026-03-24T12:06:24","modified_gmt":"2026-03-24T12:06:24","slug":"the-rest-of-the-world-report-tuesday-march-24-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rudymartinez.wtf\/stuff-and-nonsense\/2026\/03\/24\/the-rest-of-the-world-report-tuesday-march-24-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"The Rest of the World Report | Tuesday, March 24, 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3>Day 25 | Iran War &amp; Beyond<\/h3>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/images.unsplash.com\/photo-1737719158987-e7cd95068bec?crop=entropy&amp;cs=tinysrgb&amp;fit=max&amp;fm=jpg&amp;ixid=M3wzMDAzMzh8MHwxfHNlYXJjaHwxfHxpcmFuJTIwd2FyfGVufDB8fHx8MTc3NDMxNDg0MXww&amp;ixlib=rb-4.1.0&amp;q=80&amp;w=1080\" \/><\/div>\n<p><em>Weekday morning and evening editions. Saturdays once. Sundays once. All sources labeled. Translator notes on every story.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WAR DAY 25 | NUMBERS AT PUBLICATION<\/strong> <br \/>\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf7 Iran: 1,500+ killed (Health Ministry \u2014 FROZEN since ~Day 7. HRANA: 3,200+ killed including 214+ children. \u201cUnclassified\u201d casualties: 657 additional. Full toll unknown.) <br \/>\ud83c\uddf1\ud83c\udde7 Lebanon: 1,039+ killed including 118 children (Lebanese Health Ministry) \/ 1,000,000+ displaced. <br \/>\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf1 Israel: 16+ killed by Iranian strikes (including 2 IDF) \/ multiple wounded in Tel Aviv this morning. Seven waves of Iranian missiles overnight. <br \/>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 US: 13 KIA \/ ~200 wounded. CENTCOM: 9,000+ targets struck, 140+ Iranian naval vessels. <br \/>\ud83d\udee2\ufe0f Brent crude: ~$101.50 Tuesday morning \u2014 up 1.6% from Monday close as overnight strikes reversed Monday\u2019s diplomatic optimism. <br \/>\ud83d\udcb0 US gas: $3.96\/gallon (AAA) \u2014 23rd consecutive daily increase. <br \/>\ud83d\udcb0 Dow: Asian markets partially recovered Tuesday \u2014 Nikkei +0.9%, Kospi +1.1%, Hang Seng +1.4%. European markets flat. US futures flat. \u201cPeak optimism from yesterday didn\u2019t last long,\u201d said Neil Wilson, strategist at Saxo. <br \/>\ud83c\udf10 Iran internet blackout: 540+ hours (NetBlocks).<\/p>\n<h3>1. THE WAR DOESN\u2019T KNOW IT\u2019S PAUSED<\/h3>\n<p>Trump announced a five-day diplomatic window on Monday. Israel\u2019s Defense Minister announced Tuesday morning that Israel had not gotten the message.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe continue striking Iran with full force,\u201d Defense Minister Israel Katz said at a situational assessment Tuesday. The Israeli military struck more than 50 targets in Iran overnight \u2014 ballistic missile sites, the IRGC\u2019s main security headquarters in Tehran, infrastructure across the capital. Iran fired seven waves of missiles at Israel in less than ten hours. By Tuesday morning, Iranian ballistic missiles had struck Tel Aviv in multiple locations, wounding at least six people across four impact sites. Drone footage from Reuters showed buildings shattered across central Tel Aviv. A 100-kilogram warhead left a large crater. Sirens sounded in Jerusalem. The Knesset suspended a late-night session mid-vote because of incoming missiles, then resumed fifteen minutes later and kept legislating.<\/p>\n<p>This is Day 25. This is what the five-day diplomatic window looks like on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>Trump\u2019s pause applies specifically to US strikes on Iranian power plants and energy infrastructure. It does not apply to Israel. It does not apply to Iranian strikes on Israel. It does not apply to the ongoing air campaign over Tehran, the strikes on Lebanese Hezbollah infrastructure, the Iranian missile barrages across the Gulf, or the IRGC attacks on the US Fifth Fleet in Bahrain. Katz\u2019s statement makes it explicit: Israel has \u201cthousands of targets\u201d remaining and plans for at least several more weeks of war. The Israeli military said last week it is roughly halfway through its operations.<\/p>\n<p>Trump, for his part, escalated his diplomatic language Tuesday morning. The Strait of Hormuz could be \u201copen very soon,\u201d he told reporters. He described the waterway as potentially \u201cjointly controlled\u201d \u2014 by him and \u201cthe ayatollah, whoever the ayatollah is.\u201d He said there would be \u201ca very serious form of regime change\u201d inside Iran. He said the people he was dealing with were \u201cvery reasonable, very solid.\u201d He said he expected talks to happen by phone \u201cbecause it\u2019s very hard for them to get out.\u201d Iran\u2019s IRGC called him a \u201cdeceitful American president\u201d and accused him of \u201ccontradictory behaviour.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>A senior Iranian Foreign Ministry official told CBS News Monday night \u2014 exclusively, and in terms carefully chosen not to confirm Trump\u2019s account but not to fully deny it either \u2014 that \u201cwe received points from the US through mediators and they are being reviewed.\u201d That is not talks. It is the precondition to talks. It is Iran leaving a door ajar precisely wide enough to avoid closing it while keeping both hands free to fire missiles.<\/p>\n<p>The war has its own momentum. The diplomacy has its own timeline. On Day 25, they are running in parallel and neither knows what the other is doing.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\udf0d <strong>TRANSLATOR\u2019S NOTE:<\/strong> The gap between Trump\u2019s peace rhetoric and observable military reality is the dominant international story of Tuesday morning. CNN, Al Jazeera (Qatar, state-funded\/editorially independent), Euronews (pan-European, independent), and the Times of Israel all led with the same structural observation: Israel is still bombing, Iran is still firing, and the five-day pause is narrower than it was presented. Euronews was most direct, headlining \u201cIran launches strikes against Israel and Gulf states after denying talks.\u201d The EU Commission President von der Leyen, speaking in Canberra on Tuesday, said it plainly: \u201cIt\u2019s time to go to the negotiation table and end the hostilities.\u201d She did not say the hostilities had ended.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 <strong>WHAT AMERICAN READERS NEED TO KNOW:<\/strong> Trump announced a pause. Israel kept bombing Tehran. Iran kept bombing Tel Aviv. Seven waves of Iranian missiles hit Israel overnight. The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. Gas is still $3.96 and rising. The five-day diplomatic window is real \u2014 something is moving through mediators \u2014 but the war is not pausing to wait for it. The rest of the world is not reading Monday\u2019s announcement as a resolution. It is reading it as a gap between what is being said and what is happening. That gap is the story of Day 25.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sources: CNN (US \u2014 Day 25 live updates, Katz \u201cfull force\u201d quote, Tel Aviv strikes); Al Jazeera (Qatar, state-funded\/editorially independent \u2014 Day 25 explainer, IRGC \u201cdeceitful\u201d statement, seven missile waves); Euronews (pan-European, independent \u2014 overnight strikes, von der Leyen quote); Times of Israel (Israel, independent \u2014 Knesset suspension, IDF overnight targets, Trump \u201cayatollah\u201d quote); CBS News (US \u2014 Iranian FM \u201creceived points through mediators\u201d exclusive); NBC News (US \u2014 \u201cjointly controlled\u201d Hormuz quote, Trump CNBC interview)<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>2. GAZA: THE FIRST EID IN THREE YEARS \u2014 AND WHAT THE \u201cCEASEFIRE\u201d ACTUALLY MEANS<\/h3>\n<p>On Friday, for the first time in three years, Palestinians in Gaza City gathered for Eid prayers.<\/p>\n<p>They gathered in the streets because the mosques are rubble. They listened to sermons among destroyed buildings and makeshift tents. Children wore colorful new clothes. Young women posed for selfies. Hamas police greeted families and secured the streets. For two years, those same streets shook with Israeli airstrikes during every significant Islamic holiday. This year, the mass bombardment was not happening. People prayed together in the open air. That is worth holding for a moment before everything else.<\/p>\n<p>The word \u201cceasefire\u201d requires examination. The agreement took effect on October 10, 2025, and it produced a genuine reduction in the scale of killing. It also produced, by documented count, at least 2,073 Israeli violations through March 18. Al Jazeera has tracked Israeli attacks on Gaza on 142 out of the 164 days of the \u201cceasefire\u201d \u2014 meaning there were only 22 days in which no violent incidents, deaths, or injuries were recorded. More than 670 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli fire since the agreement took effect, according to Gaza\u2019s Health Ministry. The UN Security Council\u2019s own Deputy Special Coordinator told the Council last month directly: \u201cDespite the ceasefire, the Israeli military continues to conduct military operations with air strikes, shelling and gunfire occurring across\u201d Gaza.<\/p>\n<p>Gaza\u2019s Government Media Office documented the violations in detail: 750 instances of shooting at civilians, 973 bombings and shellings, 87 raids beyond the agreed yellow line, 263 demolitions of property. Israel has maintained control over roughly half of Gaza and continued operations against what it describes as Hamas military targets. It has also, per UNRWA, blocked the agency from directly entering Gaza since March 2025.<\/p>\n<p>The humanitarian picture has not improved under the \u201cceasefire.\u201d Israel restricted aid entry to a single partially open crossing. Since the Iran war began on February 28, roughly 200 trucks per day have been entering. The UN says 600 are needed. From the ceasefire\u2019s start through March 18, only 40 percent of agreed aid trucks actually entered \u2014 38,358 of an allocated 94,800. Truck drivers report Israeli inspections taking far longer than expected. According to UNRWA, 46 percent of essential medicines and 66 percent of medical consumables are currently out of stock.<\/p>\n<p>In the occupied West Bank, conditions have deteriorated in parallel. The UN reported more than 30,000 Palestinians forcibly displaced in 2026 alone by settler attacks and movement restrictions. Israeli settler violence has continued with near-daily incidents. Five settlers were arrested Sunday after torching cars and buildings in a West Bank village \u2014 a response to a settler\u2019s death in a car crash. At least ten Palestinians were injured.<\/p>\n<p>The total Palestinian death toll in Gaza since October 7, 2023 now stands at more than 72,000, per the Gaza Health Ministry. That figure was compiled under conditions of active warfare, siege, and internet blackout. Independent researchers assess the true toll as significantly higher.<\/p>\n<p>But on Friday, children wore new clothes. People prayed in the street. That happened. The mass bombardment that defined two years of Eid in Gaza was absent on this one. That distinction matters to the two million people still living in tents and still waiting to find out whether the \u201cceasefire\u201d becomes something more than a documented series of violations.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\udf0d <strong>TRANSLATOR\u2019S NOTE:<\/strong> International coverage of the Eid prayers captured both the human moment and its context. Al Jazeera, Middle East Eye, and Arabic-language press ran the images widely as a symbol of resilience \u2014 and in the same editions documented the ongoing violations, the aid restrictions, and the West Bank settler violence that accelerated in the same week. The gap between the word \u201cceasefire\u201d as used by American officials and what the term means on the ground in Gaza is a persistent source of tension in international coverage. The UN\u2019s own officials no longer use the word without qualification. Several international outlets now routinely place it in quotation marks.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 <strong>WHAT AMERICAN READERS NEED TO KNOW:<\/strong> The Gaza \u201cceasefire\u201d has been in effect for six months. It produced real changes \u2014 the mass bombardment stopped, hostages came home, Eid prayers happened for the first time in three years. It also produced 2,073 documented violations, 670+ Palestinians killed, and ongoing Israeli operations inside Gaza on 142 of 164 ceasefire days. The Iran war has consumed the diplomatic bandwidth that might have translated the pause into reconstruction. Two million people are in tents. Forty-six percent of essential medicines are out of stock. The moment of Eid prayers is real. The conditions that produced it are not resolved.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sources: NPR\/AP (international wire \u2014 Eid prayers, images, human detail); Al Jazeera (Qatar, state-funded\/editorially independent \u2014 ceasefire violations tracker, 2,073 violations, 142 of 164 days figure, 670+ killed per Gaza Health Ministry through March 22); UNRWA Situation Report #212 (primary \u2014 631 killed per OHCHR through March 9, an earlier count from a different methodology; 40% trucks figure; medicine stock figures; March 2025 access block); NBC News (international wire \u2014 settler violence, Palestinian injuries Sunday); UN Security Council press (primary \u2014 Deputy Special Coordinator quote on violations); Chatham House (UK, independent think tank \u2014 ceasefire analysis, West Bank annexation context)<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>3. FRANCESCA ALBANESE: \u201cA LICENCE TO TORTURE\u201d<\/h3>\n<p>On Monday, the UN Special Rapporteur on the Occupied Palestinian Territories presented her eighth report to the UN Human Rights Council. Its title: <em>Torture and Genocide<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>Francesca Albanese, an Italian-American scholar appointed by the Council as an independent expert, stood before the assembled delegates and said: \u201cIsrael has effectively been given a licence to torture Palestinians, because most of your governments, your ministers, have allowed it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The report documents what it characterizes as the systematic use of torture as a structural feature of what Albanese calls Israel\u2019s ongoing genocide against the Palestinian people. The numbers are documented, not asserted: between October 2023 and January 2026, Israeli forces arrested more than 18,500 Palestinians, including at least 1,500 children. Nearly 100 died in custody. Approximately 4,000 remain in what the report describes as \u201cforced disappearance\u201d \u2014 held without charge, without confirmation of location, without access to legal representation.<\/p>\n<p>The report\u2019s central argument extends torture beyond the cell and the interrogation room. Albanese argues that the cumulative impact of mass displacement, siege, denial of food and medical aid, and unrestrained military violence constitutes a \u201ctorturous environment\u201d \u2014 a regime of collective suffering sustained by deliberate policy. \u201cWhat once operated in the shadows is now practiced openly,\u201d the report states: \u201ca regime of organised humiliation, pain, and degradation, sanctioned at the highest political levels.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Israel\u2019s UN mission rejected the report entirely, calling Albanese an \u201cagent of chaos\u201d who \u201cabuses her UN platform to engage in virulent antisemitism.\u201d France, Austria, Czech Republic, Germany, and Italy have all called for her resignation in recent weeks, in some cases based on a video of her remarks that Amnesty International described as \u201cdeliberately truncated to misrepresent her messages.\u201d Amnesty called the European campaign against her \u201creprehensible\u201d and demanded the ministers who spread the truncated video publicly apologize.<\/p>\n<p>Albanese issued her own warning that landed differently on Day 25 of the Iran war. \u201cDisregard for international law will not stop in Palestine,\u201d she said. \u201cAs demonstrated by what is happening to the people of Iran, the people of Gulf countries, the people of Lebanon, and the people of Venezuela \u2014 and will likely engulf the rest of the world later. What is lost in Palestine will be lost to us all.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\udf0d <strong>TRANSLATOR\u2019S NOTE:<\/strong> Albanese\u2019s report received prominent coverage across Al Jazeera, Middle East Eye, and global human rights press. The attempts by European governments to remove her are themselves a significant story internationally \u2014 representing, in the view of Amnesty International and multiple human rights organizations, an unprecedented coordinated effort by Western democracies to silence a UN-appointed independent expert for findings those governments find politically uncomfortable. The legal debate about her methodology is real and contested: UN Watch, a pro-Israel monitoring group, published a detailed critique arguing she expands the legal definition of torture beyond its recognized boundaries. That debate is worth having. What is not contested is the documented record of 18,500 arrests, 100 deaths in custody, and 4,000 still unaccounted for.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 <strong>WHAT AMERICAN READERS NEED TO KNOW:<\/strong> A UN Special Rapporteur \u2014 an independent expert, not a government official \u2014 presented a report Monday documenting 18,500 Palestinian arrests, 100 deaths in custody, and 4,000 people held without charge and without anyone knowing where they are. Five European governments have tried to get her fired. The US has said nothing publicly about the report\u2019s substance. Her warning that the erosion of international law does not stop in Palestine is being tested in real time, twenty-five days into a war in which the international rules-based order she has spent years documenting is under simultaneous pressure on multiple fronts.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sources: Al Jazeera (Qatar, state-funded\/editorially independent \u2014 Albanese Human Rights Council presentation, Israel UN mission response, arrest statistics); Amnesty International (independent \u2014 European ministers campaign, \u201creprehensible\u201d characterization); UN press release (primary \u2014 \u201clicence to torture\u201d quote, 18,500 arrests, 100 deaths, 4,000 disappeared); UN Watch (pro-Israel monitoring \u2014 legal methodology critique, for opposing view); anews.com.tr (independent \u2014 \u201cdisregard for international law\u201d warning quote)<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>4. THE PENTAGON EVICTS THE PRESS<\/h3>\n<p>A federal judge ruled on Friday that the Pentagon\u2019s press policy was unconstitutional. The Pentagon\u2019s response on Monday was to close the pressroom.<\/p>\n<p>The ruling, by senior US District Judge Paul Friedman, struck down the media credentialing system that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had rolled out in September and updated in October 2025. Under that system, any journalist who sought information not formally authorized for public release \u2014 including through sources, leaks, or independent reporting \u2014 could have their press credentials revoked and be classified as a security risk. It applied not just to classified information but to any unclassified material the Pentagon had not approved for release.<\/p>\n<p>The effect was immediate. In October, virtually every major American news organization \u2014 CBS, ABC, NBC, CNN, the AP, the New York Times, the Washington Post \u2014 surrendered their Pentagon press passes rather than sign the new agreement. Hegseth replaced them with what CNN described as \u201ca handpicked group of relatively small and explicitly right-wing outlets\u201d given front-row seats at briefings while legacy correspondents were seated in the back and largely ignored. At press conferences about the Iran war, Hegseth called almost exclusively on MAGA-aligned outlets.<\/p>\n<p>Friedman\u2019s ruling was blunt. The policy constitutes \u201cviewpoint discrimination,\u201d he wrote \u2014 not based on political viewpoint, but \u201ceditorial viewpoint \u2014 that is, whether the individual or organization is willing to publish only stories that are favorable to or spoon-fed by department leadership.\u201d He cited the wars in Venezuela and Iran as reasons transparency had become more important, not less. \u201cIt is more important than ever,\u201d Friedman wrote, \u201cthat the public have access to information from a variety of perspectives about what its government is doing \u2014 so that the public can support government policies, if it wants to support them; protest, if it wants to protest; and decide based on full, complete, and open information who they are going to vote for.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The Pentagon\u2019s response to losing in court was not to restore access. It was to announce the closure of the Correspondents\u2019 Corridor \u2014 the physical workspace inside the Pentagon that press corps members have occupied for decades \u2014 effective immediately. Journalists will be permitted to work from an unspecified \u201cannex\u201d outside the building, available \u201cwhen ready,\u201d with no timeline given. All credentialed journalists must be escorted by Defense Department personnel at all times inside the building. Pentagon spokesperson Sean Parnell said the department had determined that \u201cunescorted access to the Pentagon cannot be responsibly maintained without the ability to screen credential holders for security risks.\u201d The New York Times said it would return to court. The Pentagon Press Association called the closure \u201ca clear violation of the letter and spirit of last week\u2019s ruling.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\udf0d <strong>TRANSLATOR\u2019S NOTE:<\/strong> The international press freedom response was unified and sharp. The Committee to Protect Journalists (CPJ), Reporters Without Borders (RSF), and the International Federation of Journalists (IFJ) all issued statements in the past week. RSF had already been documenting the Pentagon\u2019s wartime restrictions as part of a broader pattern: the AFP cannot access most of Iran; the IFJ documented journalists detained by Israeli security forces during live broadcasts in Tel Aviv; Lebanon has seen a journalist killed and others displaced by Israeli strikes. The CPJ\u2019s wartime press freedom tracker noted that the Pentagon has not offered international media embeds in this war \u2014 unlike the 2003 Gulf War. The judge\u2019s ruling was welcomed by all three organizations. The Pentagon\u2019s response was not. The IFJ framed it directly: governments \u201cseem particularly concerned about images that disclose the location of missile and drone strikes, or that show projectiles being intercepted.\u201d In wartime, controlling what the public sees is control of the war\u2019s meaning.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 <strong>WHAT AMERICAN READERS NEED TO KNOW:<\/strong> A federal judge ruled that the Pentagon\u2019s press blackout was unconstitutional. The Pentagon closed the pressroom. The press corps that has been covering the US military for decades is now required to work from a location that does not yet exist, escorted at all times when inside the building. This is happening on Day 25 of a war the United States launched without a vote of Congress, in which 13 Americans have been killed, hundreds of billions in war costs are accumulating, and the public\u2019s access to information about what is happening is being managed by the same department conducting the war. The judge said it plainly: Americans deserve to know what their government is doing with their tax dollars and their sons and daughters. The Pentagon disagreed, and appealed.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sources: Reuters (international wire \u2014 Friedman ruling, \u201cviewpoint discrimination\u201d quote); CNN (US \u2014 Hegseth press history, MAGA outlet replacement, Correspondents\u2019 Corridor closure); AP\/OPB (international wire \u2014 Parnell statement, \u201cannex\u201d announcement, escort requirement); Freedom Forum\/USA TODAY (US, independent \u2014 ruling details, policy timeline); CPJ (independent \u2014 wartime press violations tracker, CPJ statement welcoming ruling); RSF (international \u2014 wartime journalism restrictions, broader pattern); IFJ (international \u2014 regional restrictions, embed comparison with 2003 Gulf War); NYT spokesperson (primary \u2014 \u201cgoing back to court\u201d); Pentagon Press Association (primary \u2014 \u201cclear violation\u201d statement)<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>5. THE FILES THE WAR BURIED<\/h3>\n<p>On January 30, 2026, the US Department of Justice released more than three million pages of documents related to Jeffrey Epstein \u2014 180,000 images and 2,000 videos \u2014 the largest single release under the Epstein Files Transparency Act, a law that passed Congress with bipartisan support and which Trump initially opposed before signing.<\/p>\n<p>The release detonated across the Atlantic. In the United Kingdom, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor \u2014 the former Prince Andrew, stripped of his royal titles, younger brother of King Charles III \u2014 was arrested on February 18 on suspicion of misconduct in public office. The first member of the House of Windsor arrested in centuries. He was released under investigation. Former UK Ambassador to the United States Peter Mandelson was arrested on February 23, accused of passing sensitive government documents \u2014 including internal financial crisis discussions and lobbying commitments \u2014 to Epstein while serving as a senior minister under Gordon Brown. He was released on bail. Prime Minister Keir Starmer, who had appointed Mandelson as ambassador knowing his Epstein ties, faced a leadership challenge that he survived narrowly. His chief of staff resigned. In Norway, former Prime Minister Thorbj\u00f8rn Jagland was charged with gross corruption. In France, former Culture Minister Jack Lang resigned.<\/p>\n<p>In the United States, almost no one faced consequences. The DOJ acknowledged it had redacted names of people in government who were not legally permitted to be redacted under the Act\u2019s own terms. Deputy Attorney General Todd Blanche said in a March 17 interview that there was \u201cno new evidence to be used in prosecutions.\u201d Congress has subpoenaed the Attorney General. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick agreed to testify about his relationship with Epstein. The Treasury Department\u2019s suspicious activity reports \u2014 tracking $1.5 billion that flowed through the Epstein network \u2014 remain unreleased. By most estimates, half the documents required by the Act have not yet been made public.<\/p>\n<p>On February 28, the US and Israel launched Operation Epic Fury.<\/p>\n<p>Google searches for \u201cEpstein files\u201d dropped in a near-vertical decline from that date. The March 5 document batch \u2014 which included previously withheld FBI materials containing unsubstantiated allegations of sexual misconduct involving a sitting president \u2014 received a fraction of the coverage that greeted the January 30 release. The Iran war had started five days earlier.<\/p>\n<p>Senator Jeff Merkley, Democrat of Oregon and co-author of the Epstein Files Transparency Act in the Senate, said the war was \u201cone of the maybe contributing reasons that Trump was tempted to go to war without getting an authorization\u201d \u2014 a desire to get the files \u201coff the front page.\u201d Republican Congressman Thomas Massie, one of the Act\u2019s architects in the House, wrote on social media: \u201cBombing a country on the other side of the globe won\u2019t make the Epstein files go away.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Whether the war was launched to bury the Epstein story is a question that belongs to history and to the investigators who will eventually have access to what was said in which rooms. What is not a question is this: the files exist, they are partially released, the law requires full release, European governments are prosecuting people, and American media has largely stopped covering it. The war is why.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\udf0d <strong>TRANSLATOR\u2019S NOTE:<\/strong> The contrast between European and American accountability is the dominant international frame for the Epstein story. Al Jazeera ran an explainer in February headlined \u201cEpstein files fallout: Muted US response vs political reckoning in Europe.\u201d The asymmetry is being noted across international press \u2014 Norway is prosecuting a former head of government; France investigated a former cabinet minister; the UK arrested a member of the royal family. The American officials whose names appear in the files are, in the words of one analysis, \u201cuntouchable.\u201d The diversionary war theory is being discussed explicitly in Turkish, Middle Eastern, and European press, attributed to named politicians and analysts. TRT World ran a detailed analysis of Google Trends data showing the near-vertical search decline. The Tehran Times ran a rare example of even-handed self-aware analysis, noting that while the timing is striking, the causal link \u201cremains uncertain and likely weak.\u201d The Epstein story has not gone away internationally. It has been waiting for the war to end.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 <strong>WHAT AMERICAN READERS NEED TO KNOW:<\/strong> The Epstein files are not closed. The law requires their full release. Half of them remain unreleased. The DOJ illegally redacted names it was not permitted to redact. Europe is prosecuting people. America is not. The March document batch, which contained unsubstantiated FBI allegations about a sitting president, received almost no American media coverage because the Iran war had started five days earlier. Two members of Congress \u2014 one Democrat, one Republican \u2014 have publicly raised the timing as a question. This publication is not asserting causation. It is asserting that a major accountability story is being buried, that its burial coincides precisely with a war, and that American readers deserve to know both things at the same time.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sources: Al Jazeera (Qatar, state-funded\/editorially independent \u2014 \u201cmuted US response vs political reckoning in Europe\u201d explainer, arrests timeline); Reuters\/AP (international wire \u2014 Mandelson arrest, bail, Mountbatten-Windsor arrest); Britannica Epstein Files Timeline (comprehensive \u2014 document release dates, DOJ non-compliance, Lutnick testimony, Blanche interview); TRT World (Turkey, state-funded \u2014 Google Trends data, diversionary war analysis); Senator Jeff Merkley\/KGW (US \u2014 Merkley quote, Epstein Act co-authorship); Rep. Thomas Massie (primary \u2014 social media quote); Wikipedia Epstein Files (aggregated \u2014 3 million pages, 6 million estimated total, Treasury SAR figure)<\/em><\/p>\n<h3>6. WHO GETS TO KNOW WHAT: A GLOBAL PRESS FREEDOM PICTURE<\/h3>\n<p>The Pentagon closed its pressroom Monday. The same week, AFP reported it cannot reach most of Iran. A Lebanese journalist was killed by an Israeli airstrike. CNN journalists were detained during a live broadcast in Tel Aviv. Iranian authorities arrested 68 people for sharing video of missile strikes. The UAE detained 35 people for social media posts. Iran\u2019s internet has been blacked out for 540 hours.<\/p>\n<p>This is the information environment in which the world is trying to understand a war that has killed thousands of people, closed one of the world\u2019s most important shipping lanes, and may be entering a diplomatic phase whose terms no one outside a small number of mediating rooms can verify.<\/p>\n<p>The CPJ has been running a day-by-day tracker of press freedom violations since February 28. It documents: journalists detained by Israeli forces during live broadcasts; Turkish journalists held and released at the Israeli-Egyptian border; an RT correspondent and camera operator hit by Israeli shrapnel in southern Lebanon while wearing marked press gear; a Lebanese Al-Manar journalist killed in a Beirut airstrike; the IDF\u2019s chief censor issuing guidelines prohibiting publication of air defense information, impact sites, or missile intercept footage; Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, and the UAE all threatening legal action against anyone sharing footage of Iranian attacks. And in the United States: the Pentagon barring major news organizations from its building, replacing them with ideologically aligned outlets, and then \u2014 when a court struck down the policy \u2014 closing the building.<\/p>\n<p>RSF opened its wartime statement with an observation that has become the organizing fact of coverage of this conflict: access to reliable information is more essential than ever, and every stakeholder involved is restricting it. That includes Iran, which has maintained a 540-hour internet blackout on its own population. It includes Israel. It includes the Gulf states. And it includes the United States, which this week became the first democracy in the conflict to have a court rule that its own wartime press restrictions were unconstitutional \u2014 and to respond by closing the building anyway.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\udf0d <strong>TRANSLATOR\u2019S NOTE:<\/strong> The global press freedom picture is being documented by three major international press freedom organizations simultaneously: CPJ (US-based), RSF (Paris-based), and IFJ (Brussels-based). All three have issued statements in the past week on different aspects of the same problem. What is striking in their combined documentation is that the United States and Israel \u2014 the parties who launched the war \u2014 are producing the most systematic, institutionally-organized press restrictions, while Iran\u2019s restrictions combine deliberate policy \u2014 the internet shutdown is a government decision \u2014 with wartime conditions that make independent access physically dangerous. The difference matters: American and Israeli restrictions are administrative and legal in nature; Iran\u2019s are both administrative and infrastructural. Both produce the same outcome: a war being fought in the dark, interpreted by the parties doing the fighting, described to the public in terms those parties choose.<\/p>\n<p>\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8 <strong>WHAT AMERICAN READERS NEED TO KNOW:<\/strong> Here is what this publication does, stated plainly on Day 25 of a war: we find the international and independent sources that the US government\u2019s press management system cannot reach, and we translate them for American readers who deserve to know what the rest of the world already knows. The Pentagon can close its pressroom. It cannot close Al Jazeera\u2019s bureau in Doha, AFP\u2019s wire in Paris, Reuters in London, or the CPJ\u2019s tracker in New York. The information exists. The question is whether Americans can find it. That is why this publication exists. The rest of the world is watching. We translate it for you.<\/p>\n<p><em>Sources: CPJ (independent \u2014 day-by-day press violations tracker, journalists detained, shrapnel injuries); RSF (international \u2014 wartime press statement, \u201caccess more essential than ever\u201d); IFJ (international \u2014 regional restrictions, UAE\/Bahrain\/Kuwait social media detentions, embed comparison); France 24\/AFP (France, public broadcaster\/international wire \u2014 restrictions survey of bureau chiefs across region, Iran access); Times of Israel (Israel, independent \u2014 IDF censor guidelines); CNN (US \u2014 Correspondents\u2019 Corridor closure, MAGA outlet replacement)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><strong>WATCH LIST \u2014 UPDATED DAY 25 MORNING<\/strong> <br \/>\ud83d\udd34 FIVE-DAY DIPLOMATIC WINDOW \u2014 Day 1 of 5. Iran has \u201creceived points through mediators\u201d (CBS exclusive). No confirmed talks. Both sides still striking. <br \/>\ud83d\udd34 Israeli strikes on Iran \u2014 \u201cFull force\u201d per Katz. IDF: \u201cThousands of targets remain.\u201d Several more weeks planned. <br \/>\ud83d\udd34 Iranian strikes on Israel \u2014 Seven waves overnight. Tel Aviv hit this morning. David\u2019s Sling malfunction confirmed for Arad\/Ramat Gan weekend strikes. <br \/>\ud83d\udd34 Hormuz mines \u2014 At least a dozen Maham 3\/7 limpet mines confirmed (CBS). Not removed by diplomacy. <br \/>\ud83d\udd34 Epstein files \u2014 Half unreleased. DOJ in contempt of its own law. Treasury SAR documents ($1.5 billion) still withheld. Congressional pressure mounting. <br \/>\ud83d\udd34 Pentagon press access \u2014 Correspondents\u2019 Corridor closed. NYT returning to court. Appeal pending. <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 Gaza ceasefire \u2014 Holding six months. Aid at 200 trucks\/day vs 600 needed. Fragile. <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 Albanese report \u2014 European governments seeking her removal. Amnesty calling that \u201creprehensible.\u201d HRC debate ongoing. <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 China mediation \u2014 Envoy Zhai Jun returned from Gulf tour, called for immediate halt to hostilities. <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 Pakistan offer to host talks \u2014 Floated Monday. No confirmation. <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 USS Gerald Ford \u2014 In Crete for repairs. One carrier remaining in theater. <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 Cuba \u2014 Third blackout of March. No foreign oil three months. UN humanitarian crisis warning. <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 Sudan \u2014 Al Daein hospital: 64 dead, 2,036th healthcare victim. No international accountability mechanism activated. <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 Mojtaba Khamenei \u2014 Day 25. No public appearance. War continues \u201cuntil full compensation received.\u201d <br \/>\ud83d\udfe1 Zambia\/PEPFAR \u2014 May deadline. 1.3 million on antiretroviral treatment. No US announcement.<\/p>\n<p>==================================================================<\/p>\n<p>ROTWR DAY 25 MORNING \u2014 SOURCE CHEATSHEET<\/p>\n<p>Story 1 \u2014 The War Doesn&#8217;t Know It&#8217;s Paused<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; CNN Day 25 live (Katz &#8220;full force,&#8221; Tel Aviv strikes, Trump quotes): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/world\/live-news\/iran-war-us-israel-trump-03-24-26\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/world\/live-news\/iran-war-us-israel-trump-03-24-26<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Al Jazeera Day 25 explainer: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/3\/24\/us-israel-war-on-iran-whats-happening-on-day-25-of-attacks\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/3\/24\/us-israel-war-on-iran-whats-happening-on-day-25-of-attacks<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Euronews (overnight strikes, von der Leyen): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euronews.com\/2026\/03\/24\/iran-launches-strikes-against-israel-and-gulf-states-after-denying-talks-with-us-are-under\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.euronews.com\/2026\/03\/24\/iran-launches-strikes-against-israel-and-gulf-states-after-denying-talks-with-us-are-under<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Times of Israel liveblog: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.timesofisrael.com\/liveblog-march-24-2026\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.timesofisrael.com\/liveblog-march-24-2026\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; CBS News (Iranian FM &#8220;received points&#8221; exclusive): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/live-updates\/iran-war-us-israel-trump-ultimatum-strait-of-hormuz\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/live-updates\/iran-war-us-israel-trump-ultimatum-strait-of-hormuz\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; NBC News (&#8220;jointly controlled&#8221; Hormuz, Trump CNBC): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/world\/middle-east\/live-blog\/live-updates-iran-war-trump-hormuz-deadline-energy-crisis-gulf-power-rcna264685\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.nbcnews.com\/world\/middle-east\/live-blog\/live-updates-iran-war-trump-hormuz-deadline-energy-crisis-gulf-power-rcna264685<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Story 2 \u2014 Gaza: The First Eid in Three Years<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; NPR\/AP (Eid prayers, ceasefire, aid trucks): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.npr.org\/sections\/the-picture-show\/2026\/03\/20\/nx-s1-5754623\/gaza-eid-al-fitr-ramadan-palestinians\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.npr.org\/sections\/the-picture-show\/2026\/03\/20\/nx-s1-5754623\/gaza-eid-al-fitr-ramadan-palestinians<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Al Jazeera (ceasefire context, human coverage): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/liveblog\/2026\/3\/24\/iran-war-live-tehran-says-trumps-claims-of-peace-talks-fake\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/liveblog\/2026\/3\/24\/iran-war-live-tehran-says-trumps-claims-of-peace-talks-fake<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Story 3 \u2014 Francesca Albanese<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Al Jazeera (HRC presentation, arrest statistics, Israel UN mission): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/3\/23\/un-expert-says-world-has-given-israel-licence-to-torture-palestinians\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/3\/23\/un-expert-says-world-has-given-israel-licence-to-torture-palestinians<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Amnesty International (European campaign, &#8220;reprehensible&#8221;): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.amnesty.org\/en\/latest\/news\/2026\/02\/european-states-must-retract-attacks-francesca-albanese\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.amnesty.org\/en\/latest\/news\/2026\/02\/european-states-must-retract-attacks-francesca-albanese\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; UN Watch (legal critique, opposing view): <a href=\"https:\/\/unwatch.org\/legal-analysis-of-francesca-albaneses-march-2026-report-to-the-human-rights-council\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/unwatch.org\/legal-analysis-of-francesca-albaneses-march-2026-report-to-the-human-rights-council\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; anews.com.tr (&#8220;disregard for international law&#8221; warning): https:\/\/www.anews.com.tr\/world\/2026\/03\/23\/un-rapporteur-albanese-says-israel-given-license-to-torture-palestinians<\/p>\n<p>Story 4 \u2014 Pentagon Evicts the Press<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Reuters\/U.S. News (Friedman ruling, &#8220;viewpoint discrimination&#8221;): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.usnews.com\/news\/politics\/articles\/2026-03-20\/us-judge-blocks-restrictive-pentagon-press-access-policy\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.usnews.com\/news\/politics\/articles\/2026-03-20\/us-judge-blocks-restrictive-pentagon-press-access-policy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; CNN (Hegseth press history, MAGA outlets, Correspondents&#8217; Corridor): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2026\/03\/21\/media\/hegseth-pentagon-press-new-york-times-judge-ruling\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2026\/03\/21\/media\/hegseth-pentagon-press-new-york-times-judge-ruling<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; AP\/OPB (Parnell statement, annex, escort requirement): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.opb.org\/article\/2026\/03\/23\/pentagon-will-remove-media-offices-after-judge-reinstates-new-york-times-press-credentials\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.opb.org\/article\/2026\/03\/23\/pentagon-will-remove-media-offices-after-judge-reinstates-new-york-times-press-credentials\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Freedom Forum\/USA TODAY (policy timeline, ruling details): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.freedomforum.org\/pentagon-media-policy-ruling\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.freedomforum.org\/pentagon-media-policy-ruling\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; CPJ statement: <a href=\"https:\/\/cpj.org\/2026\/03\/cpj-welcomes-ruling-on-pentagon-access-in-favor-of-the-new-york-times\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/cpj.org\/2026\/03\/cpj-welcomes-ruling-on-pentagon-access-in-favor-of-the-new-york-times\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Pentagon Press Association (primary \u2014 &#8220;clear violation&#8221;): via CBS News <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/pentagon-new-press-credentials-remove-media-offices\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.cbsnews.com\/news\/pentagon-new-press-credentials-remove-media-offices\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Story 5 \u2014 The Files the War Buried<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Al Jazeera &#8220;Muted US response vs political reckoning in Europe&#8221;: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/2\/24\/epstein-files-fallout-muted-us-response-vs-political-reckoning-in-europe\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/2\/24\/epstein-files-fallout-muted-us-response-vs-political-reckoning-in-europe<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Al Jazeera arrests\/resignations infographic: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/2\/24\/epstein-files-the-arrests-and-the-resignations\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/2\/24\/epstein-files-the-arrests-and-the-resignations<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Britannica Epstein Files Timeline: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.britannica.com\/topic\/The-Epstein-Files-A-Timeline\/2026-Contempt-delays-and-more-documents\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.britannica.com\/topic\/The-Epstein-Files-A-Timeline\/2026-Contempt-delays-and-more-documents<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; TRT World (Google Trends data, diversionary war): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.trtworld.com\/article\/35ebc797dac8\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.trtworld.com\/article\/35ebc797dac8<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; KGW\/Senator Merkley (Merkley quote): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.kgw.com\/article\/news\/national\/sen-merkley-suggests-trumps-iran-war-was-in-part-a-distraction-from-epstein-files\/283-bbdf1453-2fca-451f-ba05-94d1982e3f3d\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.kgw.com\/article\/news\/national\/sen-merkley-suggests-trumps-iran-war-was-in-part-a-distraction-from-epstein-files\/283-bbdf1453-2fca-451f-ba05-94d1982e3f3d<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Al Jazeera analyst piece (Shaiel Ben-Ephraim, Google searches): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/3\/4\/analyst-says-interest-in-epstein-files-plummeted-after-war-on-iran-launched\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.aljazeera.com\/news\/2026\/3\/4\/analyst-says-interest-in-epstein-files-plummeted-after-war-on-iran-launched<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Wikipedia Epstein files (comprehensive timeline): <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Epstein_files\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Epstein_files<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Story 6 \u2014 Who Gets to Know What<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; CPJ wartime press tracker: <a href=\"https:\/\/cpj.org\/2026\/03\/press-freedom-violations-in-the-middle-east-during-the-iran-war\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/cpj.org\/2026\/03\/press-freedom-violations-in-the-middle-east-during-the-iran-war\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; RSF wartime journalism statement: <a href=\"https:\/\/rsf.org\/en\/war-iran-journalism-crisis-access-information-restricted-and-reporters-work-amid-bombs\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/rsf.org\/en\/war-iran-journalism-crisis-access-information-restricted-and-reporters-work-amid-bombs<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; IFJ regional restrictions update: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.ifj.org\/media-centre\/news\/detail\/category\/press-releases\/article\/middle-east-mounting-restrictions-on-press-freedom-raise-concerns-over-control-of-war-reporting\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.ifj.org\/media-centre\/news\/detail\/category\/press-releases\/article\/middle-east-mounting-restrictions-on-press-freedom-raise-concerns-over-control-of-war-reporting<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; France 24\/AFP bureau chief survey: <a href=\"https:\/\/www.france24.com\/en\/live-news\/20260310-journalists-face-restrictions-detention-covering-mideast-war\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.france24.com\/en\/live-news\/20260310-journalists-face-restrictions-detention-covering-mideast-war<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Times of Israel (IDF censor guidelines): <a href=\"https:\/\/www.timesofisrael.com\/tightened-restrictions-stifle-press-across-middle-east-fogging-coverage-of-war\/\" target=\"_blank\">https:\/\/www.timesofisrael.com\/tightened-restrictions-stifle-press-across-middle-east-fogging-coverage-of-war\/<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 25 | Iran War &amp; Beyond Weekday morning and evening editions. Saturdays once. Sundays once. All sources labeled. Translator notes on every story. WAR DAY 25 | NUMBERS AT PUBLICATION \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf7 Iran: 1,500+ killed (Health Ministry \u2014 FROZEN since ~Day 7. HRANA: 3,200+ killed including 214+ children. \u201cUnclassified\u201d casualties: 657 additional. Full toll unknown.) 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