Rudy Martinez What The F...

I live in Paris. I write things. I make inappropriate jokes at the wrong time. I design websites. I do some coding. I'm living the dream.

Me

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Rudy Martinez

What the f...

Rudy being Parisian

Honestly

I have no idea what I'm doing

I'm just making it up

as I go.

Born in Los Angeles, California, and raised throughout the L.A. basin, I was fortunate to experience a rich and diverse landscape of people and cultures, profoundly shaping my worldview. After high school, I joined the United States Air Force, where I was deployed to the Middle East and later to Bosnia.

Upon completing my military service, I returned to California for a few years before relocating to Ohio in 2000. It wasn't my smartest move, but life is all about lessons learned. In April 2007, I moved back to California and settled on the Central Coast in Monterey. There, my girlfriend—now my wife, who was active duty Air Force at the time—asked me to move in with her. We made it official and married in 2012.

In 2013, I embarked on a journey to sobriety. Throughout my life, I’ve held various jobs, including a stint as a touring stand-up comedian. Now, I reside in Paris with my beautiful bride and our handsome dog. Sometimes I write; sometimes I design websites. And at all times, I am amazed at how wonderful this life has turned out.

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  • Margaritas, Misconceptions, and Mexican Resistance 11/04/2025
    In the U.S., it’s tacos and tequila. In Mexico, it’s a point of pride. In France? It’s mostly a memory they’d like to leave in the attic.In the latest episode of A Chicano in Paris, host Rudy Martinez unpacks the real story behind Cinco de Mayo—a tale that’s less about party hats and more about […]
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  • Secret History of French Food 04/04/2025
    🎙️ Secret History of French Food – A Chicano in ParisEver wonder what French food isn’t really French? Or why monks once feared champagne? 🍾👀 In this episode of A Chicano in Paris, we dive fork-first into the scandalous, surprising, and downright bizarre origins of iconic French cuisine.From croissants with secret Viennese roots to champagne […]
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  • The Monster of Nazi-Occupied Paris 28/03/2025
    In the shadows of Nazi-occupied Paris, a respected doctor betrayed the desperate, offering escape—only to deliver unspeakable horror. This is the chilling story of Dr. Marcel Petiot, the serial killer who preyed on hope during wartime. Join me, Rudy Martinez, on A Chicano in Paris, as we uncover the darkness lurking behind a smiling face […]
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  • Unsung Heroes: The Women and Teenagers of the French Resistance—and Their Legacy Today 21/03/2025
    This episode of A Chicano in Paris delves into the untold stories of the women and teenagers who played pivotal roles in the French Resistance during World War II. It highlights their courage, ingenuity, and defiance in the face of Nazi oppression, showcasing figures like Lucie Aubrac, Marie-Madeleine Fourcade, Simone Segouin, and Guy Môquet. The […]
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  • The Saint Who Saved Paris: The Untold Story of St. Geneviève 07/03/2025
    In this episode, we dive deep into the story of St. Geneviève, the fearless woman who saved Paris centuries before Joan of Arc was even born. From standing against Attila the Hun to managing a city on the brink of starvation, we uncover how Genevieve’s faith and leadership turned the tide. Explore why her legacy […]
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