Rudy Martinez

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Rudy being Parisian

Honestly

I have no idea what I'm doing

I'm just making it up

as I go.

Latest Posts

At Some Point We All Do It

July 10, 2024 When I die I need one of you to get up at my funeral and do a knock-knock joke. Knock knock! Who’s there? Not Rudy! And whoever…
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Stuff and Nonsense

An assortment of nothing in particular Write one true sentence. – Ernest Hemingway My wife is the best human that I know. At my worst she challenged me to be…
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A Saturday Night In Paris

With my favorite band Last night was the Garbage show. It was their best show of the half dozen or so I’ve gone to. It was my favorite show –…
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French Election for Dummies

July 6, 2024 I suppose, since tomorrow is a rather important day in recent French history, I should write a little something about the French election. On Thursday the UK…
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Elections UK Style

July 5, 2024 I sat up last night watching the UK election results coming in ushering in a new era of Labour leadership. It was strange to me because I…
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This Is a Draft

July 4, 2024 I have started, deleted, then restarted this more times over the last several months than I can count. I may never get around to actually writing it…
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This Boy

July 3, 2024 My mother caught wind of something I wrote sometime ago. It wasn’t anything new to her; she lived it as much as I did. But she was…
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11:11 Paris Time

July 2, 2024 Those amongst you that know me would probably say I do not suffer from that sort of self-consciousness that keeps most sane people from spewing whatever crosses…
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Just Fucking Write

July 1, 2024 I used to do this every single day for over a year. It was meant as an exercise to force me to write something everyday; an exercise…
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Me & Jen

Jen, not Jenny (never Jenny)

MEET CUTE INTERIOR – MORNING – HIGH SCHOOL GYMNASIUM Girls are lined up alphabetically along the numbered west wall. Boys are lined up alphabetically along the numbered south wall. CAST…
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The Bad – Part II

This one comes with a trigger warning. I talk about sexual molestation. Funny thing about that (strange funny, not haha funny) is that it took me decades to acknowledge it…
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The Bad – Part I

I want to tell you about my cousins Jesse and Joey and why they’re both dead now and how my dad saved me from ending up like them.
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