Oh my god, do not piss of the Germans!
That’s what I learned yesterday when I posted on threads what I thought was a harmless quip about the sound of the language.
One of my favorite things is hearing little kids speaking French. It is absolutely adorable. Yesterday on the 9 line I was next to a little kid speaking German. Not adorable. Traumatizing.
That’s it. That was the totality of the post.
Apparently, that makes me a xenophobic, racist, piece of shit. That latter part may often be true, but in all fairness right there in my profile description it says, “sometimes a dick,” so I fucking come with a warning label.
I spent a good chunk of the day interacting with the butthurts. I even praised one person for making me laugh with their reaction.
YOU’RE TRAUMATIZING!
I naively thought they got the joke. I was so fucking wrong.
Someone else made a quip about English sounding ignorant or some shit and I one-hundred percent agreed with them. Apparently, that was also the wrong reaction.
I am not going to generalize all germans as being humorless.
I am going to say the ones of people who got upset with my post need to nimm den stock aus ihrem arsch.
