Is it too late to add Liz? Women are funny to me. I sometimes wonder if they aren’t their own worst enemy. Yesterday I suggested, on a social media page,…
Woke up at 3something AM hacking and had to recuse myself to the guest bedroom. I don’t feel terrible anymore, just coughing up a whole lot of shit. Delicious is…
Honey wheat homemade bread toast for breakfast. So good. Peyton Manning is getting treated a little differently than Tom Brady did. The best thing about this Sunday’s slate of NFL…
Stop licking my feet, she said, that’s gross. Her giggle told a different story. He worked his way up her calf, peppering her leg with kisses before stopping at her…
I didn’t sleep much last night. I was thinking about a little girl whose parents will be burying her. Her name is Maddie. I did a fundraiser show for her…
239 years ago today, the United States wrote the ultimate Dear John letter to the UK. ‘Merica, the UK’s crazy ex. The Great Experiment. That’s where my brain always goes when…
