Stop licking my feet, she said, that’s gross. Her giggle told a different story. He worked his way up her calf, peppering her leg with kisses before stopping at her…
I didn’t sleep much last night. I was thinking about a little girl whose parents will be burying her. Her name is Maddie. I did a fundraiser show for her…
239 years ago today, the United States wrote the ultimate Dear John letter to the UK. ‘Merica, the UK’s crazy ex. The Great Experiment. That’s where my brain always goes when…
Yesterday I told you to do something nice and I would tell you why later. It’s later. I miss my friend. You would have liked him. He believed in things…
I hosted a show last year to help raise money for a little girl named Maddie. She was fighting cancer and that shit gets expensive. I couldn’t say no to…
If you can’t laugh at yourself, you have the makings for an asshole. Comedians who can’t laugh at themselves are the worst, but that’s a story for another day. Today…
